Christmas Humor Parody Songs
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Christmas humor parody songs are often sung at office parties and social gatherings.
Popular Songs
Some of the most popular Christmas humor parody songs belong to Bob Rivers' album entitled Various Songs. If you haven't listened to this album, you're in for a side-splitting treat. You can sing and laugh along to the lyrics for songs like the following:
12 Pains of Christmas
By Bob Rivers:
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
(Angry husband):
Rigging up the lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
(Man getting over being drunk):
Hangovers!
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree…..
For the rest of the lyrics, check out this site.
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
By Bob Rivers:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Chipmunks: Oh! That tickles!
Yuletide squirrels fresh-filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
Chipmunks: Ow! Wrong end, cowboy!
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight….
Visit this site for the complete lyrics to this song.
Other Christmas Humor Parody Songs
Still searching for some more Christmas humor parody songs? Try your own songwriting creativity by taking a popular Christmas song and making it your own as you substitute words to imbue some humor into an otherwise classic tune. For more funny lyrics with a Christmas theme, check out the following selections:
Oi to the World
This song by the Vandals was released in 1996.
If God came down on Christmas day, what would he think?
What would he say?
Would he notice all we've done?
Or just the battles seldom won?
I think I know what God would say, if he came down on Christmas Day.
He'd say to every boy and girl,
"Here's the Oi I gave to the world?"
Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no troubles 'til he started up his Oi band,
safe in the garage or singing in the tub.
Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub
'Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins
popped in for a pint and to nick a bag of crisps
Trevor liked the music but not the Unity
So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees
For the complete lyrics, click here.
Nuttin' But Spam
The hilarious lyrics to "Nuttin' But Spam" were written by M. Spaff Sumsion, but the song is best known because of its performance by Robert Lund. Some of the lyrics are as follows. For a complete list of lyrics, check out this site.
I checked my box at AOL
Somebody e-mailed me
A chirpy voice said "You've got mail"
Somebody e-mailed me
But it's all crap from herbal quacks
Tricks for dodging income tax
Russian nymphomaniacs
Somebody e-mailed me
I got a computer for Christmas
Eight zillion M.B. of RAM
But I'm gettin' hostile for Christmas
'Cause I'm gettin' nuttin' but spam
I don't need loans from offshore banks
Somebody e-mailed me
I've never owned no septic tanks
Somebody e-mailed me
Old Iraq Most Wanted cards
Kinky housewives' warm regards
No-repayment Mastercards
Somebody e-mailed me
More Lyric Sites
Finally, if you are still searching for those hard to find parody lyrics, the following sites might be able to help!
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