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Christmas Jokes

Christmas Santa girl and friends smiling
Get a laugh on Christmas day.

Christmas jokes add a lighthearted touch to your holiday celebrations.

Get a Laugh on Christmas Day

If you're looking for general Christmas jokes appropriate for all ages, here are a few suggestions:

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A Crisp Cringle

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem

Finding Christmas Jokes Online

For more Christmas jokes online, LoveToKnow Christmas recommends visiting the following helpful Web sites:

Using Holiday Humor Effectively

Christmas jokes have many uses. You can add jokes to your Christmas cards or annual family newsletter. Jokes can be used as icebreaker at your company Christmas party. Your favorite jokes can even be worked into a short comedy skit or play. However, using holiday humor effectively is a skill that takes practice. The first thing to do when selecting holiday jokes is to consider your audience. Kids won't understand jokes intended for adults only. On a similar note, jokes that make reference to current pop culture trends may be not be the best choice for a Christmas card you plan to send to your grandparents.

While racist or sexist jokes are never a good idea under any circumstances, these types of jokes are particularly inappropriate during a Christmas celebration. Christmas is a time to celebrate goodwill, not create hard feelings among those who are attending your party.

As a general rule of thumb, it's a good idea to run your joke choices by a trusted friend before your event. Getting a second opinion is an easy way to save yourself from a potentially embarrassing situation.

Christmas Gag Gifts

Christmas gag gifts are a natural extension of Christmas jokes. These inexpensive presents let your family and friends know that you were thinking of them, despite your limited budget.

If you're searching for humorous Christmas gift ideas, consider the following:

  • Make Stuff has simple gag gifts that you can make yourself, including a "melted snowman" and "reindeer poop."
  • Organized Christmas has gag gift suggestions for everyone on your holiday list, whether they've been naughty or nice.
Christmas Jokes