30 Dog Christmas Puns for the Howl-iday Season

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Looking for a super cute, canine inspired Christmas greeting? Whether you're seeking the perfect saying or caption for a holiday photo of the full family, four-legged members and all, or you're just looking for a furry special way to spread the joy of the season, you can't go wrong with a holiday pet pun! Explore a selection of pupper-approved dog Christmas puns and choose your favorites. You're sure to bring a special howl-iday smile to the faces of your hoo-man friends!

Punny Dog Christmas Greetings

Don't leave out your beloved pooches when spreading Christmas cheer this year. Add these punny pupper-focused Christmas greetings to your special selection of seasonal one-liners.

Punny Dog Christmas Greetings
  • Wishing you the ulti-mutt Christmas!
  • We ruff you a barky Christmas!
  • We Shih Tzu a Merry Christmas!
  • Yappy howl-idays!
  • Hoping your Christmas is truly paw-some!
  • Paw-mise me you'll have a Merry Christmas!
  • Have a bow-wowtiful Christmas!

Pun-derful Dog Christmas Captions

The only thing that makes a fun Christmas picture more special is if your favorite furry friends are included. Highlight your four-legged friends and family throughout the howl-idays with these pun-derful canine Christmas captions.

  • Fa-la-la-la-la-la-Labrador!
  • We wish you a furry Christmas!
  • Feliz Navi-dog!
  • Here comes Santa-paws!
  • Unleash the holiday spirit!

Pupper-Friendly Christmas Party Puns

Are your friends and family welcome to bring their canine companions to your home at Christmas? Be sure to convey the dog-friendly nature of your Christmas get-together. These puns make it clear that puppers are welcome!

Pupper-Friendly Christmas Party Pun
  • Come on over and bark up our tree!
  • Come one, come all! The more the terrier!
  • Join us for a doggo-good Christmas celebration!
  • Please join our pack for a Christmas paw-ty!
  • Join us for a bit of pupper-cheer this time of year!
  • BYOB and BYOP (pooch)!
  • Calling all holi-dogs!

Doggo Pun Jokes for Christmas

What's Christmas without a selection of super-corny jokes? Spice up your family gathering with jokes that range from canine-friendly Christmas carol references to cute and creative dog elf puns.

Q. What did the pupper wear Christmas caroling?

A. Christmas collars, of course!

Q. What makes the best last-minute Christmas surprise?

A. Stocking puppers!

Q. What kind of dog does Ebenezer Scrooge have?

A. A bah hum-pug!

Q. What do you call a litter of puppies born at the North Pole?

A. Santa's little yelpers!

Q. What did Jack Frost train his puppy to do?

A. Nip at your nose!

Q. What did the family dog say to the Elf on the Shelf?

A. You're on my last rawhide!

Q. What did Rover say when Rudolph dug up his treat stash?

A. I've got a bone to pick with you, deer!

Q. What did the Lhasa Apso say to Santa Claus?

A. I've been a furry good dog!

Q. What did the Christmas trees say to the yappy dog?

A. You're barking up the wrong tree!

Q. What did the pupper say to the fruitcake?

A. Oh, Christmas treat, oh Christmas treat!

Q. Why did the doggo deserve an extra-special Christmas stocking?

A. It had been a ruff holiday season!

Fetch Some Joy This Christmas

Pooch-focused puns provide a great way to spread joy to the dog lovers in your life throughout the Christmas season. Of course, not all Christmas puns have to be about dogs. Be prepared to lighten up any occasion with just the right message. From these LOL Christmas puns to silly parodies of Christmas songs, there are plenty of fun ways to spread Christmas cheer to friends and family, both far and near.

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